My Not So Happy Golf Partners

In Their Words

You know what? They can bite me.

Scott McMahan

"We were in 1st place on the last night of league. Dipshit misses 3 key putts and we end up in 3rd. Lovely."

Dominic Livasy

"I'm relatively new to golf. I asked this guy for tips and I was more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market. Do yourself a favor: watch YouTube videos if you don't know how to golf."

Terry Eubank Sr

"Stop calling me 'dad' in public."