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My Not So Happy Golf Partners

In Their Words

You know what? They can bite me.

Image by Sander Sammy

Scott McMahan

"We were in 1st place on the last night of league. Dipshit misses 3 key putts and we end up in 3rd. Lovely."

Image by Ludovic Migneault

Dominic Livasy

"I'm relatively new to golf. I asked this guy for tips and I was more confused than a blind lesbian in a fish market. Do yourself a favor: watch YouTube videos if you don't know how to golf."

Senior with Mask

Terry Eubank Sr

"Stop calling me 'dad' in public."

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